Americans are Terrified

Word is now that a government shut down will do more than shut down ATM machines. Troops overseas will have to fight barefooted because there will be no money for boots. Government employees will have to go door to door on Halloween begging for money. Stray cats and dogs will run loose. The elderly will lose their electric scooters. Sink holes will spread from Florida to the rest of the nation.
But even worse, the zombie apocalypse will get triggered. Zombies will invade homes and strangle people while they are sleeping.
This is all because conservatives won’t fold.
If any of your loved ones get strangled by a zombie, it is the conservatives fault.

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